Starstruck: Your February Horoscope
ARIES: March 21 – April 19
Sound the trumpets, the Horn of Plenty has arrived and it’s not connected to any bull, either. The wind is blowing your way but not hard enough to pull down your party tent so don’t worry, be happy.
TAURUS: April 20 – May 20
Authority figures prominently in this month’s drama. The powers that be can’t seem to make up their beds let alone their minds so steer clear or become a statistician keeping the scores of their missed takes.
GEMINI: May 21 – June 20
You’ve got to be starting something so fast that it’s a good thing there’s two of you in there. Pin down that social butterfly later when you’ve both got the time for pretty excuses. Until then, wing it!
CANCER: June 21 – July 23
If you want to spoil the party faster than by running out of food, try complaining about the price of your success. “Suffer” in silence and you won’t regret it. If you must tell someone, pick up the check.
LEO: July 23 – August 22
Cleanliness is next to impossible when you’re concentrating on cleaning up somebody else’s mess, so don’t worry if your bed isn’t made. Nobody’s going to make it anyway – until you’re ready to roll again.
VIRGO: August 23 – September 22
Play it by ear but mind the sharps and flats. As soon as the crush is over and realization dawns, you won’t need a roadmap to chart your course. An oil change and a lube-job, maybe, but not a roadmap.
LIBRA: September 23 – October 22
Your wind-chimes are holding a concert in your honor. The Bill of Rights guarantees the pursuit of happiness, right? Anything more strenuous and more public is not for your delicate constitution.
SCORPIO: October 23 – November 21
The only power failure to worry about this month is that of the Power of Reason. If the light fails, just listen. Your ears might tell you something your eyes are hiding from you. But don’t pull the plug.
SAGITTARIUS: November 22 – December 21
Try to remember that time in September or else you’ll miss a great opportunity. It does knock twice, you know. Especially when you’ve showed it such a good time. But the third time is the charm.
CAPRICORN: December 22 – January 19
All presents are accounted for but it’s past presents that are on your mind. Idealizing makes perfect sense until it’s time to open your eyes. Give a little and see how much more you’ll get in return.
AQUARIUS: January 20 – February 18
It seems like all Heaven’s broke, looser than even you are with their favors, how can they give any more? They can and they will and sooner than you think. All that’s stopping the flow is a few “damns”.
PISCES: February 19 – March 20
It’s boredom in the boardroom and bedlam in the bedroom – or is it the other way around? Either way, something’s got to give and soon. Did you say “Love the messes”? As Marx said, “You said the Secret Word!”.