Starstruck: Your April Horoscope

3 29 2012

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ARIES: March 21- April 19

Spring? Chicken? Maybe (just a little!) Everything is going so well
that you’re wondering if the sky might fall after all. But know that
if you can just keep cooking, this roll you’re on does not have to end.

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TAURUS: April 20 – May 20

You’re finding your way these days, slowly and surely. A little detour
up ahead will try even your patience, but veering off your campaign
trail for a while is just what the Head Traffic Controller had in mind.

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GEMINI: May 21 – June 20

Did you expect sympathy for the Devil, Angel eyes? Your horns are
showing a little this month. Better cover them up with those wings or
your friends will be praying for the success of your better half.

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CANCER: June 21 – July 23

You’re right – it ”is now or never! It’s the perfect time to move. But
don’t worry, your sturdy shell will protect you once again. Memories
of two ill-timed similar moves haunt you, but the third time’s charmed.-

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LEO: July 23 – August 22

You will have to rapidly cool down to a rolling boil or risk blowing
your crown. Even if you did have good reason to boil over last month,
you must keep the flame on “low” now or someone might get burned.

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VIRGO: August 23 – September 22

Partly, it is them, but mostly its you. Didn’t you notice? You
noticed everything else. Time to empty out those closets for your next
yard sale – you’ll be surprised at how many bargains you have to offer.

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LIBRA: September 23 – October 22

Here’s a puzzle for you: What can you do when you’re too light for
heavy work and too heavy for light work? To us, it means “no work at
all”, but you may be able to do one of your precarious balancing acts.

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SCORPIO: October 23 – November 21

Can’t understand why you were so clear and yet misunderstood?
Directness such as yours is bound to be misinterpreted in a world of
“second agendas”. Thanks for showing us how we all should be doing it.

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SAGITTARIUS: November 22 – December 21

The light you see at the end of this tunnel is really a keyhole. Your
faith in yourself can unlock that door. Your gold is still where you
found it, so lock that door behind you this time and keep what’s yours.

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CAPRICORN: December 22 – January 19

You might as well have been wearing a T-shirt saying “Come with me!”
And you thought no one would notice your “subtle” signals. Now they’re
all waiting to read the message on your back when you turn around.

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AQUARIUS: January 20 – February 18

Alpha state or Alpha Centauri – either way you’re right at home this
month. You’d do well to stay off of the Earth plane because apparently
solid ground will crumble for those who think that’s all that is real.

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PISCES: February 19 – March 20

When in Rome – but you’re not, are you? Don’t be depressed because you
missed that “vacation”. It would have been more work than play and
you’re obviously in the mood for some fun. Treat yourself to some now.

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Amy Zerner’s couture fashions are sold exclusively at Bergdorf Goodman, along with her astrology and spiritual symbol jewelry on 5F. She is the creator, with her psychic husband, author Monte Farber of many popular, best-selling astrology and tarot books and oracles.

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